Guys. I'm back to online dating. I took a serious hiatus because I kept getting really weird messages like: "are you 'so excited'? what really excites you?" referencing my handle, which references Jessie Spano, duh.
So, anyway, this guy that I was just "checking out" on OkCups tonight looked super cute and funny until I kept reading his profile.
What are you really good at?
I'm a "darn good" make out partner (really who says that).
List the things you can't do without.
Something. Something. Something else. Making out.
You should message me if...
...you like making out.
OK OK OK WE GET IT YOU LIKE TO MAKE OUT.
I'm surprised that under "movies" he didn't write, "I don't watch movies, I make out during them."
I'll probably message him right after I post this.
4 comments:
You know that that's just code for "butt sex," right?
Deb, you always seem to have the answers! I have to get better at online dating "code" terminology.
you know if they say they love listening to radiohead = i love bjs...
Or if he enjoys cooking, it really means he cries after sex... right???
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